So I'm on a conference call and typing this out and $CHIEF_SOMETHING_OFFICER walks by and says, "Hey, how's it going, $SR_COWORKER has been saying good things about you," and I'm like, uh, cool, but I can't say anything 'cause I'm on a conference call. So we just exchange a knowing nod.

I hope that it's merely a scheduling matter and that she is merely not present today. I really need to figure out conclusively what the deal with that woman's accent is. Scientific research will have to be done. If I have to, I will talk to the manager.

HEAR YE HEAR YE: Is anybody interested in a Second Memorial RMG Laundry Day?